25 Reasons Why Chocolate is Better than Sex!

  1. Chocolate doesn’t need to cuddle!
  2. Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft!
  3. You can safely have chocolate while driving!
  4. You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to!
  5. You can have chocolate in front of your mother!
  6. If you bite the nuts too hard, the chocolate doesn’t mind!
  7. Two people of the same sex can have chocolate together without being called names!
  8. You can have chocolate on your desk without upsetting your work mates!
  9. You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped!
  10. You don’t get hairs in your mouth with chocolate! 😄
  11. If you love me, you’d swallow, has real meaning with chocolate!
  12. With chocolate there is no need to fake it!
  13. Chocolate doesn’t get you pregnant!
  14. Good chocolate is easy to find!
  15. You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle!
  16. You can have chocolate any time of the month!
  17. You are never too young or too old for chocolate!
  18. When you are having chocolate it doesn’t keep the neighbors awake!
  19. With chocolate, size doesn’t matter….It’s always good!
  20. You don’t have to beg to get chocolate!
  21. You can have chocolate with little kids and not go to jail!
  22. Chocolate doesn’t keep you awake at night!
  23. You can have chocolate all weekend and still walk OK on Monday!
  24. Chocolate doesn’t give you strange diseases!
  25. It’s easy to find 8 inches of chocolate!

♥ Enjoy ♥

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About TiffYG2133

I was a Winner before Charlie Sheen was Winning! (~_^) #Troll
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One Response to 25 Reasons Why Chocolate is Better than Sex!

  1. Mariabfoxy says:

    Lame! Blog more about big brother cause that shit’s far out man

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